Revenge of the Giant Grill Man.

Joan Bauer
Revenge of the Giant Grill Man.
Revenge of the Giant Grill Man.
Revenge of the Giant Grill Man.
Revenge of the Giant Grill Man.
About This Quote

If you are into the superhero genre, then you might have seen this joke. It goes like this: A man walks into a pizza parlor, and asks for a foot-long pizza. The waitress asks if he wants cheese on it. He says yes.

So she asks if he wants pepperoni too. He says yes to both of them. She asks him if he wants mushrooms on his pizza.

He says no, he doesn’t want any mushrooms on his pizza. The waitress asks him if he wants any tomato sauce on his pizza. He says no, he doesn’t want any tomato sauce on his pizza, either.

The waitress asks him if he would like to have some cheese with his pizza to make it more flavorful, or maybe some garlic salt sprinkled on the cheese, to give it some flavor? He says no to both of those things too. The waitress asks him if he would like to have some marinara sauce drizzled over his pizza? He says no to that too! Finally, the waitress asks him if he would want some extra garlic salt sprinkled over the cheese so it can complement the flavor? He says yes to all of those things!

Source: Hope Was Here

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